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There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it: a Dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a cushion, resting their elbows on it, and the talking over its head. `Very uncomfortable for the Dormouse,' thought Alice; `only, as it's asleep, I suppose it doesn't mind.'

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!' they cried out when they saw Alice coming. `There's PLENTY of room!' said Alice indignantly, and she sat down in a large arm-chair at one end of the table.



Welcome to Wonderland, not just anywhere in Wonderland though. Those familiar with Wonderland may recognize the abandoned table of the mad tea party, but those who aren't may still be enticed by the varying aromas of all the wonderful (and delicious) tea populating it in place of abandoned cups and tea sets from the usual occupants.

However, like anything else in Wonderland you should imbibe with caution. While the effects are a little more temporary than some things one might consume in Wonderland...

Well, not much can be done about the memories.



• Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

• Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

• Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

• Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

• Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

• Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

• Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

• Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

• Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

• Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from under aged children. After effects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, and sweaty skin. (For the underage it causes uncomfortable heat and cheesy pickup lines)

• Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

• Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

• Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite sex? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

• Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

• English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

• Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT. BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU SCREAM ALL YOUR WORDS?

• Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be de-aged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

• Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

• Black tea: Causes blindness.

• Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

• Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

• White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

• Irish Breakfast tea: Emphasis on the Irish. Enjoy your booze.

• Hong Kong-style milk tea: Suddenly speaking a different language altogether! Is that Klingon?

taken from here & here
kappatsuna: (14)

[personal profile] kappatsuna 2013-06-25 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Oh gosh. Sora's flailing a little.. Didn't Riku tell him to be careful what he wished for? Every time Sora moves, he sparkles absurdly.]

H-help? Riku!?
theotherpromise: (pic#6390466)

[personal profile] theotherpromise 2013-06-26 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Not Riku, but hopefully Roxas will due. It looks like he's found Sora, but not the one he recognizes. This one is at least three times smaller, and more shiny.

Roxas is at the other end of the table, approaching him.]


Sora? ...Is that you? [Really?]
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[personal profile] kappatsuna 2013-06-26 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Much more shiny. Sora's wariness over someone he hasn't met knowing his name wears off rather quickly in favor of having someone who can hopefully help him.]

I can't turn it off!

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[personal profile] sparkinflames 2013-06-25 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Axel's walking slowly around the table, wondering what the purpose to all of this is. From what he can tell, the tea doesn't seem to be cooling off no matter how long its been here. Purely as an experiment, he pours a cup out onto the ground.]

... Isn't that interesting.
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[personal profile] purelight 2013-06-25 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[You'd think something that's one of her favorite flavors would become a favorite tea. Normally this would be the case, but not when Kairi's been hiccuping long enough that it's reaching the uncomfortable point.

No matter how many sips she takes they just don't go away!]
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[personal profile] asilencedlife 2013-06-26 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
[CLAP!

When she turns, she'll find a Roxas standing behind her with his hands still clasped together. He has one eyebrow raised, and seems to be waiting.]
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[personal profile] purelight 2013-06-26 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Kairi shrieks and drops the cup completely, whirling around to stare at Roxas. No change in the hiccup problem.]

Hey!

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[personal profile] thundara 2013-06-25 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aaaaand in this corner of the ring, you have the most pissed off ocelot in history. Also the most static-charged! She's standing on the table, knocking over teacups in a fit of rage.]
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[personal profile] darkgale 2013-06-25 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What the...

[He's not normally a tea drinker, but out of curiousity, he couldn't help but try one of them. At least the Black Tea looked normal and harmless enough.

It's totally not normal for his vision to be suddenly be snuffed out though.

So Riku's standing a little aimlessly at the table, trying carefully to gauge where the table is and what's on it so that he can put that cursed tea down.]
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[personal profile] purelight 2013-06-27 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll hear hiccups before anything, but he'll also feel a hand brushing over his shoulder in concern.]

Riku?

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this is so late I'm so sorry

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I really shouldn't, seeing as I'm so rusty, but what the hell...

[personal profile] wutspeakingrole 2013-06-25 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[To be fair, Aeleus probably asked for trouble drinking something simply laying around...

But that shade of red on his cheeks clashes terribly with his hair.
]
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[personal profile] lures 2013-06-25 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hey aeleus did you know if you drink the caramel tea it turns you into a cat.

at least, that's braig's experience when she decided to try it a while ago; her uniform and coat on the ground and at the opposite side of the table, all she has now is a red collar with a gold bell attached at the center. initially, there was no happiness about finding out her hands and feet have become paws with sharp claws, and that she can't use magic, but she's decided to take advantage of this little spell to make up for it. who knows, maybe it won't last too long, or maybe the cure is more tea.

let's just see what happens, she believes. after all, this is a new world, and that means there would be something different at every corner until she's explored every aspect. that's the fun part, even though she's arrived somewhere else entirely that isn't the garden.

now here's a familiar face. at least, to her. she didn't expect him here, but, even though she's rather pleased for something different, it's the familiarity that comforts her. jumping on a chair — it's easy, a little bit natural — and then on the table, she works her way closer to him until she finds space.

meow, because she doesn't exactly have a human mouth nor the vocal cords to speak in proper english; her tail waves because she is interested... and amused at that new look on his face.
]

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[personal profile] ghostdrives 2013-06-25 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Who'd have thought that some random tea would make all her clothes loose. And suddenly make the table a lot closer.

Aqua's having a hard time trying to keep her clothes clinging to her, looking more like a ten year old than usual. She knows she shouldn't have tried that tea without knowing what it does, but no food has ever had this kind of effect before.]
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[personal profile] caged_memory 2013-07-01 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Does that.. usually happen to you?

[Sora's on the opposite side of the table, and wondering what just happened.]

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[personal profile] theotherpromise 2013-06-26 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Here is Roxas, covering his mouth and sitting off in a corner and not making eye contact if he can help it.

Why is he doing this? You should find out.]
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[personal profile] purelight 2013-06-26 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
[She thinks she will. At least he'll be able to hear her coming. She's still hiccuping.]

Roxas?

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this is week late I'm sorry

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whoohoo backtags!

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lmfao I didn't even realize...

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; ; haha, good.

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[personal profile] hiddenlight 2013-06-26 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[She's never been to this world before, and has never been told of it's existence before by Donald and Goofy. That is, if they knew of its existence.

After cautiously exploring the area a bit, her attention is once again on the sea of teacups on the table. She's not attracted to a single cup, but many as she sniffs them all to determine their flavour. Her mom's berry tea was always delicious at home, but the caramel and strawberry smelled so sweet too...]


Why are these all out here...? [It's more musing to herself than anyone else as she currently sets the caramel tea down. What kind of an inhabitant just leaves countless cups of tea lying around?]
flurry_of_flames: (Gasp!)

[personal profile] flurry_of_flames 2013-06-26 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[And in this corner, we have a redhead who's looking oh-so-happy. He's looking around at the strangeness and wonder and - oh, beauty - of this world with a warm, radiant smile. Occasionally, he giggles. It's all so amazing! How's he never seen worlds in this light before? (Might be the vanilla, pal.)

Anyone want an Axel hug? Because you might just get one.]
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[Happiness is a strange look on Axel, regardless of world details. But it's also interesting and that alone is enough to pique Luxord's curiosity. Whatever has him in such a good mood might be worth a listen, after all, and she makes her way over to him.]

Something on your mind?

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[personal profile] lures 2013-06-27 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is different. unexpected, and literally out of this world — and all it took for her to end up here is opening up a door that appeared out of nowhere.

she's never seen this before. there are unfamiliar woods and they can't be part of the garden — she would know of them, she would have explored them long ago. it's interesting, see, and she craves the interesting. what draws her in, however, is the table filled with different types of tea with so many faces she doesn't recognize.

it'll be easy to blend in because half of the people don't recognize each other as well. that's why she moves in, looking to take a pick of flavor.

home is just a door away, after all. right?
]
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[personal profile] radiantlance 2013-06-27 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's definitely different, that much Dilan can agree on. How and why he's managed to stumble on something that he's pretty sure is another world is a different question, but he's managing to keep things down to simply a minimal amount of wariness.

He can't deny that the teas spread out across the table look appealing either, as much as he half suspects there's some trick to it. But even if there is he can probably manage to get back to Even before anything to terrible happens.

So why not at least see what sort of flavors there are?]

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[personal profile] brokenallthelaws 2013-06-27 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Xigbar hasn't really spent a lot of time in Wonderland, but he knows the place well enough to recognize it. He's not surprised that someone's left the tea out on the table either. It's just about par for the course, and if he suspects there might be more to it then that, he isn't saying. After all, the tea isn't quite so interesting as the sight of someone who looks surprisingly familiar.

That it's a lady only makes it more so, and he meanders his way on over under the pretext of checking out the teas himself. After all, he might want to have a look at one of them - he doesn't expect any of the effect will last terribly long as it is.]
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[personal profile] unforgivenskies 2013-06-27 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Sora isn't sure what this tea is, but it certainly smells good to him. All of this tea had to have been set out to share, right?]
boy_of_twilight: (someday we'd find out how it feels)

[personal profile] boy_of_twilight 2013-06-27 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Riku doesn't seem too bothered by the pigtails in his hair, or the barrettes that weren't there minutes before. He's a little more preoccupied with figuring out how to get his skirt to cover more without sacrificing dignity.]
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i had to

[personal profile] milliners 2013-07-22 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ but that's the thing about tea in wonderland, isn't it? you never really know what you're going to get. well, unless you're mad, but that comes with its own problems.

you may find yourself wondering why the mad hatter keeps pouring random pots of tea into his mug, and he'll answer that it's for the flavour, not for the effects.

but you never really know with the hatter, either. if only he'd put down that darjeeling-daffodil-chai-irish-english tea hybrid down sooner, things might not have gotten so out of hand so quickly. ]
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